introduction

[xp_mayhem]

Sorry for setting off those alarms yesterday, especially if you are also part of the population with ears that are particularly sensitive to high, loud noises. Like alarms. Or klaxons.

Oh and uh.. sorry for the misunderstanding, Doug? And the women with you? My danger sense was a little haywire after being blown through the portal.

So.. I’m April. Or maybe I’m May. We never could figure out which was which.

[voice-to-text accidentally activated]
Wait, no, you can tell the story better than that. Introduce yourself to these strangers properly, self.
Once upon a time, in a dimension seemingly similar to yet very different from your own..
Ugh. Okay, no, that's. You're being ridiculous April, stop, May's gonna bust her gut if she ever sees this.
Wait--is that the.. has the voice mode--
[voice-to-text abruptly cuts off]

ANYWAY.

In the dimension I'm from I’m known as April Parker, the twin/genetic clone/cousin of May Parker (depending on who you ask), daughter/niece of Peter and Mary Jane Parker. Here? I guess I'm just your friendly stranded dimensional traveler spider-girl?

That was a wild one to write. I didn't study the right science for this sort of thing.

So yeah. I'm here for the foreseeable future. In the great style of my favorite website for cute pets and getting to know new people, ask me anything? I reserve the right to tell you to pound sand if it's particularly rude or crude.

Comments

[xp_mayhem]

Oh no, he goes by Charles, but he was such an obnoxious asshat to women--even our instructors--that he got saddled with Chuck. Because he's a chucklefuck, and he makes us want to upchuck.

Not very nice, but even most of the other guys in the program didn't like working with him, because he'd take credit for everyone else's idea and turn in work that looked okay on paper but couldn't pass an in depth look.

[xp_bruiser]

Dude, he sounds like an asshole.

Oh yeah we have a Charles too but he doesn't live here. He's the Professor so if you ever meet him just call him Professor Xavier and not Chuck. He's really nice but really old. And British.

But Upchuck and Chucklefuck, those are good ones! :D

[xp_mayhem]

Ah, the Xavier the place is named after? Cool.

[xp_bruiser]

Yep, that's the one. He also goes by Professor X. There's a lot of teams with X in the name like X-Men...which is kinda weird because there are people other than men in it too but whatever. I call them X-People.