introduction

[xp_mayhem]

Sorry for setting off those alarms yesterday, especially if you are also part of the population with ears that are particularly sensitive to high, loud noises. Like alarms. Or klaxons.

Oh and uh.. sorry for the misunderstanding, Doug? And the women with you? My danger sense was a little haywire after being blown through the portal.

So.. I’m April. Or maybe I’m May. We never could figure out which was which.

[voice-to-text accidentally activated]
Wait, no, you can tell the story better than that. Introduce yourself to these strangers properly, self.
Once upon a time, in a dimension seemingly similar to yet very different from your own..
Ugh. Okay, no, that's. You're being ridiculous April, stop, May's gonna bust her gut if she ever sees this.
Wait--is that the.. has the voice mode--
[voice-to-text abruptly cuts off]

ANYWAY.

In the dimension I'm from I’m known as April Parker, the twin/genetic clone/cousin of May Parker (depending on who you ask), daughter/niece of Peter and Mary Jane Parker. Here? I guess I'm just your friendly stranded dimensional traveler spider-girl?

That was a wild one to write. I didn't study the right science for this sort of thing.

So yeah. I'm here for the foreseeable future. In the great style of my favorite website for cute pets and getting to know new people, ask me anything? I reserve the right to tell you to pound sand if it's particularly rude or crude.

Comments

[xp_mayhem]

Wait wait you can keep up while someone is swinging? DUDE. That's so cool.

[xp_wildchild]

Kinda. I can hold on real hard and parkour and mostly keep up but also he and Miles were throwing me at the robot sooooooo

[xp_cypher]

Yeet Mode

[xp_wildchild]

Yeet Mode. Fastball Special. Ms Hayes Olympic Shotput Tryout. Everyone has a different name for it.

[xp_mayhem]

Still cool. Being thrown at a robot? This place is wild.